[ ooc: first scene second scene third scene fourth scene / 1st = outing, 2nd = advertisement, 3rd = performance, 4th = confrontation with Finn ... sorry this post is really long, i just wanted to get it all done in one. ]

( transcribed dialogue / cut for spoilers )

Okay, it's officially way too cold out.

Wow, isn't this the most amazing place? I never realized how much I loved coming here until just now. It's totally the second best part of my day... Just behind Glee Club, of course ( Read more... )

¿Pero qué coño ha pasado aquí? ¡¿Qué coño dicen?!

[rough translation (v. vulgar phrasing btw, coño technically refers to female genitalia but is used as a slang in many phrases like this): What the hell is going on here? What the hell are you all saying?!]

I had such an awkward dream last night. About Rachel, ew. No me gusta.

Ugh. I am so not ready for school to start back up.

The only straight I am is straight-up bitch.

( Contains spoilers for Glee 2x18, )

I'm back, bitches.

[ Santana - or what first appears to be Santana, anyway - stands with her back to the camera. She's in the middle of a long, seemingly endless hall lined wall to floor with shiny gold trophies and cheerleading memorabilia.

When she speaks, it is with a slight echo. ]

It's the perfect disguise ( Read more... )